What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.