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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Why don't you shoo those flies?

Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal