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What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."