What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

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What's Al-Qaeda's favorite American football team?

The New York jets.

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.