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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What is Miley Cyrus's favorite color?

Twerquoise