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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

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How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

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What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky