Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter!
You cantaloupe. i just thought of this. probably not the first person to, but i certainly didn't steal it.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Yesterday
Church.
Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.
TWERQY.
Social net twerking
Ho, ho, ho!
Because there is no Turkey
Unlimited twerky