Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
Booooooo, Booooooo
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
Post office.
With a thousand Gigamisous
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
Twerkins
She had to go t'work instead.
Montana.
Because there is no Turkey
Unlimited twerky
