What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky