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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!