Ho, ho, ho!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Ahmed a big mistake coming here!
Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Elizabeth.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
Because, she really stands out on the street.
Santa stops after three ho's.
The both leave your crotch on fire
He was buying drinks.
With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.
Because of the Santa Clause
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Black mail!
Twerkins
A caiman like a wrecking ball.
A farmer shucks between fits.
Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!
