Ho, ho, ho!
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.
Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem
On squid row!
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
He wrote sheet music.
High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go
The both leave your crotch on fire
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."
Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Christmas Adam
Hometwerk
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
She had to go t'work instead.
WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!
