What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for Thanksgiving dinner?

Unlimited twerky

What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!