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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

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How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus?

Social net twerking

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!