Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!