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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What did the clown say after having a few drinks?

I'm feeling funny

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire