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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!