Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.