Lindsay Lohan Jokes

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's the deal with airline food?

Buy 2 get 1 free

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool