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What do people call Miley Cyrus in Europe?

Kilometery Cyrus

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Crotch Jokes More Crotch Jokes

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do ghosts drink?

BOOOOOZE

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.