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Lindsay Lohan Jokes

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

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How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

Twerk

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.