The both leave your crotch on fire
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
He was buying drinks.
Ho, ho, ho!
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Two test tickles.
Argon
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
It Hertz.
Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
I'd like to buy an owl
The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive
A notebook has papers.
A Muslim
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
