Lindsay Lohan Jokes

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Miley Jokes More Miley Jokes

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

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Where can you always find kids by themselves?

Edit: i forgot to say please.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...