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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

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What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

How do crabs get out of hospitals?

On crotches.