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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.