What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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A Tattoo.

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Why does that guy always get all the women?

I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"

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You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Snowballs.

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I wouldn't pay $100 to have a lentil in my face