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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

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