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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!