If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
One egg is un oeuf.
Chicken Caesar Salad
To show he wasn't a chicken.
How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid
My hands.
She had mittens on.
Igloos it back together.
You Sioux them.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
