If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
They crack jokes.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
The Rooster
Because he always uses the force.
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
The four hands (you dirty minds)
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Just out of Curiosity...
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
