Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is the oldest red wine?

They took our Land!

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land