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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

A bilingual chicken

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!