What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Turn off all the lights.

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Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!