What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Don't taste me, bro!

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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She was pasteurized!

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!