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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Who is driving?

A cop.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...