What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

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Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

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They both wont be investigated very closely.