What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Turn off all the lights.

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A rural pool.

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na

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They both wont be investigated very closely.

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...