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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do cops make good farmers?

They're good at planting evidence.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Investigate Jokes More Investigate Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both wont be investigated very closely.