What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.