What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!