What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

Best before...

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!