What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!