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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military