What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.