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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

What has been confirmed when Ariana Grande spat on the donuts?

She's a spitter, not a swallower.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze