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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

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What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military