What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro