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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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She might squeal on you.

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What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes