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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Glaze Jokes More Glaze Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze