Edgar Allan Po-Po
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Because he fell asleep on duty.
They're good at planting evidence.
Cops
He was too far out man
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he was always in a cent.
Because they carry guns instead
He had swine flu
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Call in the swat team!
He was trying to bust a move
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Don't taste me, bro!
To stop a kid napping.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Pork Grinds
He worked for a special branch.
Rest in **police**.
They pig out.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
It's a shifty business.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Officer on doody.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Everybody scramble!
Am I free to ghost
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
I've been framed!
Don't glaze me, bro
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
A rooster!
Because the steaks were too high...
He won't stop banging at the door.
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Half time, they get to switch sides again
Grand Theft Gelato
He just wasn't really Inuit...
He ran out of balance
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
They use a sea lion.
Because one egg is
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Attire
Lack-toes intolerant
