A small medium at large!
Edgar Allan Po-Po
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Because he fell asleep on duty.
They're good at planting evidence.
Cops
He was too far out man
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he was always in a cent.
Because they carry guns instead
Call in the swat team!
He was trying to bust a move
Don't taste me, bro!
To stop a kid napping.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
He worked for a special branch.
Rest in **police**.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
It's a shifty business.
Officer on doody.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Everybody scramble!
Am I free to ghost
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
I've been framed!
Don't glaze me, bro
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
A horse with his eyes closed!
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
They're obsessed with rigid bodies!
Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.
Let's jack it.
She didn't suit his taste!
To break the rush-A stereotypes
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
