Edgar Allan Po-Po
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
Because he fell asleep on duty.
They're good at planting evidence.
Cops
He was too far out man
Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.
Because he was always in a cent.
Because they carry guns instead
He had swine flu
Depends on how many cops planted it there
Call in the swat team!
He was trying to bust a move
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Don't taste me, bro!
To stop a kid napping.
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
Pork Grinds
He worked for a special branch.
Rest in **police**.
They pig out.
Answer "Scissors." then drive away..
Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"
If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
It's a shifty business.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
Officer on doody.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
Everybody scramble!
Am I free to ghost
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
I've been framed!
Don't glaze me, bro
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
A rooster!
A Brick.
I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
A paws!
He couldn't stop.
Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)
They are looking at your shoes, rather than their own.
Pupil: It's stolen!
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
None. We pay a German to do it.
The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
They jacket
It was selling coke.
Let's be Avenue
Parrot says, "Africa."
Working people's wallets.
