Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.