Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.