Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.