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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.