Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.