Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.