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Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

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How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Special Branch Jokes More Special Branch Jokes

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.