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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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I am Root.

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Ow! That megahertz!

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!