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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!