Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game