Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.