Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you call an unpredictable, out-of-control photographer?

A loose Canon.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Kernel Jokes More Kernel Jokes

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

Because 7 8 9

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What do you call a guy who works out regularly?

Jim.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.