It took the bus.
Ow! That megahertz!
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
I am Root.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
They were both caused by a message from god.
Post-Hummus
I feel like a kid again
Leave it in the cow.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
The Avengers Ensemble.
Because he was hydra-phobic.
They torque it..
Because it keeps hitting pause.
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"
Android-gynous
Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.
You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY