Cpu Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Where have you been all my life?

Please go back there.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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What would be your reply?

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Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack