It took the bus.
Ow! That megahertz!
Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
I am Root.
The kernel was looking for him.
Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.
Donald Tr- WRONG!
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium
They have such a high turnover rate.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."
How they process things.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
They're snowed-en!
I feel like a kid again
Radical
Root beer.
