What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.