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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."