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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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What do you call siblings that play soccer?

Umbros

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.