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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Roll playing im sry

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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She should play the lottery too!

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When Jesus went up for the cross.

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