Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco?

Because their balls would show.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!