Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

Cough* *cough*

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.