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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!