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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What is big and brown and plays the accordion?

Lawrence Elk

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates