Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.