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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.