Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Legless Man Jokes More Legless Man Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.