Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

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Whats the difference between you and a bucket of turds?

The bucket

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.