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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.