Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

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Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.