Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them from flamingos!

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.