Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Kick his sister's jaw in.
Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR
The punch line.
The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
