Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Suture self!
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.
Because she had a pun in the oven!
Cacawatches
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug
He kept getting pyro-technicalities.
Kiaaaaaaaa
WAA-TAA!
A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
