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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What's Bruce Lee's favorite car?

Kiaaaaaaaa

What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.