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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.