What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Previous Random Joke Next

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)