What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)