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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes