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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do priests and Christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

Six more weeks of bad hockey!

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes