What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Previous Random Joke Next

Permission Jokes More Permission Jokes

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Rdadjoke Jokes More Rdadjoke Jokes

Why is the white girl so odd?

Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)