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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

Top post on /r/Jokes.

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do black people and Batman have in common?

Neither one of them get r/dadjokes