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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)