What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital?

Impatient OC from r/dadjokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)