A snowfake.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
They'd be terrified
I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN
Cross country
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.
March 4th.
The snowblower came around
He heard the snow blower was coming.
She's trans-parent.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
So that it's easier for the hippos to jump on them.
