A snowfake.
An ill-eagle
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
You conduit!
The electrician knows where the ground is.
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
The WURST!
A lot of countries have been inside her.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
He had snow balls
Dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
On the perineum falcon!
A howler monkey.
None. They can't change anything.
Yarn.
ISITH
None. They glow in the dark.
Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
