Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Who's concerts cost only 45 cents to attend?

50 Cent ft. Nickelback

Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

He's not a mourning person

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.