Permission Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite!

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Tran Jokes More Tran Jokes

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water?

Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.