Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.