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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why accountants don't read novels?

Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.