Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Decide Jokes More Decide Jokes

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Novel Jokes More Novel Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.