Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

They'll tell you in their novel.