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What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Why do we have to listen to a 45 second instructional to leave someone a voice mail?

Beep, talk. We get it, condescending cell companies.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.