What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.