What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.