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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Con Descending Jokes More Con Descending Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.