Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

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Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!