Convict Jokes

What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why hasn't Bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.