What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

What do you call a psychic little person on the lam?

A small medium at large

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

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Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.