How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.