How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

Just ice