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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!