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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.