What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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What do you call a drug addict that's allergic to heroin?

Cracktose Intolerant

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF