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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Good Quality Jokes More Good Quality Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF