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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

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What does a drug addict like to do in their free time?

Netflix and pills

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.