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How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

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Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

Credit to

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

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What is a drug addicts favorite snack?

Crack-ers

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Good Quality Jokes More Good Quality Jokes

Why are photos in Latvia always such good quality?

There's no such thing as potato quality there.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF