Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once.