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Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Because they use their head.

What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?

Watch this cause i'll only do it once.

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.