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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Whats your first wish?

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What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.