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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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What is the top selling fruit in the world?

Clay Aiken.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly