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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

World Jokes More World Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes More Multiple Personality Disorder Jokes

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.