What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.