What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder?

Polly

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!