What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).