What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight