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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!