Where do you find a quadriplegic?

There where you left him.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.