What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.