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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why is your blow up doll half deflated?

She was getting a little heavy..

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

It was being irrational.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.