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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl?

DATERADE

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

Why was 6 afraid of 7.938?

It was being irrational.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.