What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.