What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Blow a little boogie into it!

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.