Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.