It's not my fault I'm blind.
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.
Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.
An ampu-tee.
It's not your fault.
Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.
