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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!