What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

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Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Never mind...it's tearable

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Because you already read-it.

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If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Curses! Foil again!

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Princess Aurorasaurus

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!