What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?