What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Illuminati Jokes More Illuminati Jokes

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor