Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

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What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

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Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.