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Never mind...it's tearable

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.