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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.