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What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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