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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip