Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh