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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.