What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.