Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone