Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

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