Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!