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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?

The hip Doctor!

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What is a YouTube Heroes favorite comment?

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them