Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.