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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.