Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!