Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap!

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.