Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital?

Manuel...

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What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

Removed

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.