Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...