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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What do you call a vampire in a raincoat?

Mack-u-la!

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.