What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*