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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.