What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

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Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!