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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas?

Grave-y!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

What did the cookie say to the cracker?

You feeling salty bro