What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os

What do you say to a vampire when he graduates from college?

Coagulations!

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

What does Beyonce bake her cookies on?

Aluminatti foil

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...