What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety?

Crumbs!