What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms