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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

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What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.