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Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What makes a software developer feel rich?

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What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

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Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.