Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Cookie Jokes More Cookie Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!