Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte