Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did the doctor say to the prosecutor?

You're trying my patients!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie