What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.