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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.