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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 100?

Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.