None. They only screw playoff games
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
None, they only screw playoff games.